Sometimes lesbians are just tiring… Pt 2

Before you continue reading, let me just say that everything blogged here is my personal opinion of current situations. I am in no way insinuating that EVERYONE behaves like this. If I say that I can’t stand women, it doesn’t mean I can’t stand ALL women… it just means that so far, those I have contact with personally are driving me crazy. Who knows if an unknown woman half-way across the globe would drive me crazy? So, if anyone is thinking of writing nasty comments or emails… get a life! This post is meant for entertainment and I am the last person on this planet who is into what is politically-correct or not…

However, if you are one of those people who take everything too personally and too seriously, I would suggest you stop reading right now before you get your panties into a twist.

The Dyke Two Degrees of Separation (which I believe is closer to One now)
It also sucks that I come from an island-country that is connected to a… country (okay, I can’t find a word for something bigger than island) by two bridges. It also sucks that a lot of people from S.E.A come to Australia for further studies,especially to Sydney. EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE!

During Mardi Gras, A and me saw a couple of people we both knew from Back Then. I personally find them rather unsavoury. I can’t comment for A because she’s trying to be The Most Diplomatic Person On Earth Just In Case One Day We Need Their Help. So, everyone knows everyone on an island, and it sucks ass when you walk into a club and 10 people that you wish you never slept with are standing in there. And they all happen to be dating each other.

On that note, seeing how lesbians for some reason love to fish in the same pond, it’s a good thing we can’t procreate without sperm for now. If not we’d have inbreeding and possibly shitty genes. It stinks that you could be dating your friend’s ex-girlfriend, or your ex-girlfriend’s ex-girlfriend who could also be dating one of your ex-girlfriends’ mom’s girlfriend. I’ve always had this theory that if 6 lesbians were stranded on an island, all would eventually sleep with each other. I’m not talking about in an orgy either.

To Be Continued…

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