Before you continue reading, let me just say that everything blogged here is my personal opinion of current situations. I am in no way insinuating that EVERYONE behaves like this. If I say that I can’t stand women, it doesn’t mean I can’t stand ALL women… it just means that so far, those I have contact with personally are driving me crazy. Who knows if an unknown woman half-way across the globe would drive me crazy? So, if anyone is thinking of writing nasty comments or emails… get a life! This post is meant for entertainment and I am the last person on this planet who is into what is politically-correct or not…
However, if you are one of those people who take everything too personally and too seriously, I would suggest you stop reading right now before you get your panties into a twist.
Older/ Self-Proclaimed More Experienced Dykes VS Younger/ Think They Know More Despite Their Age Dykes
Don’t get me wrong, I love my women mature. But sometimes, they are so trying because they think they are right, just because they are older. I hate the line that says they have eaten more salt than I have drunk milk. Just because you are older or have been on the scene longer/ with more notches on their bedposts, does not make you wiser. They expect you to listen to them, and if you don’t do things their way, they get huffy about it. Not all are like that, but some of them are. They deserve a smack on the head with a toilet brush.
The ones who go around telling people how experienced they are with things also deserve a smack on the head. Cocky women can be so cute when they try to do their strut, but over-cocky women can also be obnoxious. These deserve two smacks on the head with a dirty toilet brush. But they don’t need no toilet brush if they stumble on their lies. I think embarrassment is a pretty good punishment.
I think baby dykes are fun to be around. You get to see things differently through their eyes, or relive experiences again. However, there are those whom you just want to be a mother cat around, and just smack them over the head with your paw when they are being stupid.
I do not want to have children, because children have a tendency to be like younger dykes. They argue too much over things that you know aren’t right, especially if you have been through it yourself and you know the end result. The shittiest part is knowing that they will go ahead and commit a mistake you’ve warned them about, and then they will probably just be mutinous and wilful about it. They also deserve a toilet brush smack. If I had a child, it would have a toilet brush permanently stuck in its hair.
Sometimes, and this is no fault of theirs due to youth or lack of experience, but more because I’m jaded, something that fascinates them turns a yawn on for me. It’s worse if I have to go through that whole ‘wow’ thing with them for at least 1 year. Sometimes it gets to the point where my jaw dislocates on one side by itself.
This ends my 4 part rant about why I find lesbians tiring… I’ve tired myself out now!
